Leaving New Zeland, Grandad and Barbera wasn't so fun coz I'd had such a lovely time wiv them. It was good to get to kno them again after 5 or more years of not seeing them, but i kinda wanted my stay to last a bit longer.

I really learnt how lovely they are and hopefully I can see them again soon.

I jetted from Auckland aout 8pm feelin kinda down for leavin. But it was all good coz I was on my way to see that fishy wasteman known as Morley! And before I knew it I was steppin off a plane into melbourne and into morleys flat to be greeted by a cold beer.

We went out that evening for a walk in our 80's track suites (courtesy of chilean 2nd hand shops as posted earlier). We cruised around his area for a few minutes sippin matte and playin in a trolley in the skate park and jumping down the vert (like all reunited chums do). Next minute this dude jets up 2 us and he's all

"o my god yu guys are the coolest thing ever, let me take a photo of yu".

we are all "whatever", while strikin the heaviest 80's pose ever!!

Then he tells us this new club has opened and we gotta come coz we will be the life of the party and the death (wen we leave). Turns out it was kinda dead already, but him and his friends we bumming us off - takin photos, buyin us Alizey and shit. So we bieged-out kinda early.

Next few days we did pretty much the same randomness.

Then we went to the Victoria art gallery and found a trainer exhibition - wiv the heaviest crepes ever.

Yu had to enter this massive hole to get to the sneakers.

Oh my days --------------- mid-high super NUNc 180s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I almost bought these shoes before in Wellington - but turns out newzoolanders only have size 2 elf feet!

Look how excited the shoes made us!

Melbourne was a pretty good city.

On our last day we jetted to the lovely picturesque botanical gardens. They were serene peaceful and splendid.

We decided to gro sum heavy upper lip facial hair jus 4 the occassion.

Then we played the ago-old game known as - "if yu eat it i'll eat it" wiv whatever we found in the park. We went in this greenhouse and chowed sum cocoa leaves. then sum berries. then sum next leaves. then sum mushrooms off the froor. We didnt really get mash up. But i did get a headache. And morley seemed mildly spaced out.

This was the dodgy fungus off the floor. Im still not entirely sure this was a very wise game.

I hope my face expresses how delicious the berries were.

Next we went to a monument and had a good view of the city.

The monument thing looked kinda like this.

Next we saw a scotsman wiv cumface playin a bagpipe so morley and I gave him money so we cud hang out wiv him.

Then the next day I went to Sydney (coming soon) and that moley lad went to Bristol.

Good times mate.

NUNC