ITSNOTADOMINIC!!!!: Valparaiso , Atacama , Santiago, Aukland.........ahhhhhhgggg

We crossed the border to chile ere. It was propper beautiful.but took kinda long coz they had to search everyone for fruit and veg smugglin.

We arrived in the coastal city of Valparaiso. A beautiful port characterised by colourful houses that climb costal hills for miles.

As well as colourful houses they had fuckin heavy secondhand stores with colourful old 80's stuff dumped from america.

I made friends with a lovely chilean lady when I first arrived in Buenos Aires. we stayed in toucha and managed to meet up with her in Valpo.
She showed us some lovely sights of her former home then took us to a splendid little cafe in the hills for calliente chocolat blanco and cake.....it was lovely but a shame it was such a brief encounter. She gave us a gift of some incense each, and then bid us farewell.

Me and sinead explored the hills.. Sinead bought sum culture vulture fake glasses in the street and decided she was an intellectual, chattin shit about 'quantum theory' and the lovely polychromatic hills'.........yea whatever - geek!!!

They had ridiculously great cake shops so we stuffed our faces. With cake.

Next we thought 'hey you kno wot we aint done in a while?..............

taken a 25 hr bus journey!!!!!'

So for a laugh we went north to the Atacama dessert. Driest ever! no redorded rainfall in history.

We got sum tours.........

Sinead and i went to the VAlle de la luna. Frickin amazin. Note the Volcano in the background.

Death Valley.......they told us why, but i forgot.

These erotic shaped rocks are formed by sand stoms erosion.

We walked up really high onto this sand dune to watch the sunset.

Then after i had one of the most funnest experiences of jumping from this height down the super huge sand dune. Sinead was all -

'hey Adom please dont do that coz yu might have to go hospital'

And i was all -

'woteva. Go suck a egg. inabit'

We took sum more tours ...................

we went to an oasis in the middle of the dessert surrounded by salt flats to see flamingoes at sunset.
The doesnt photo really pay whitness to the evenings splendour.

In a next tour we went to an Aticamanian (thats probably not a word) village.
It had a church with joke plasticated statues of jesus in it, which look like when the dude in team america dresses like a terrorist.........it was serious jokes.
I woulda taken a photo, but i cant mock religion, thats not fair.

this is at flamingo place too.........see sinead murrays facebook for better ones.

A next tour took us to see geysers (hot geothemal jets of water projected from the ground).
We had to wake up super early, drive for like 2 hrs and freeze our pum pums off in the -10c cold ............but they were so boom it was worth it.

but sinead started actin weird.

Then we saw lamas or alpacas on the way home.
Later the bus stopped and sinead ate a lama kebab.........

Jus for the thrill of it we then took another 25hr bus back to Santiago.
Wen we got there wedid various things.........
I went off one day and took this up a hill with a big virgin mary on it.

the veiws were bonkerz

i met sum canadians and a american. they were nice. this is the american. He bought this drink with nuts and a peach floatin in it. it taste kinda good.

Virgin mary

sunset made me happy, the andes surround santiago but yu cant see from down in the city coz of all the smog.

I said bye to sinead in santiago, i also said inabit to this mufucka........ it wasnt so easy.

I took a flight later to New Zeland. I slept fuck all and still aint slept.

It was probably coz i had this arrogant snoring pile of fat on my right...........

and this obnoxious bitch on my left. I later cussed her out.
But i got it. coz she was all -
"dont tell me ass hole look at yur feeking hair"

I hoped she'd chill out but she didnt. So my journey was doo doo. She even gave me dirty look while she was asleep. Ho!

Then I arrived in aukland on this stunning day and everything felt all gd.

This cottage would be my home at the bottom of my garden. My grandad had even kitted it out with heinze baked beans which i had longed for so dearly.

So this is the grave of two possoms. A flower each. And some fruit as a tribute to them.

My grandad told me possoms were a major threat to the fruit in the garden, so had set out traps to break their neck and make them die.

Later he asked me to do him a favour and bury the two possoms that had been trapped and killed two days before in his garden.
I like to challenge myself so i accepted, in fact i had said 'sure' before i knew what the favour was.

It was hard to remove this one from the trap, i had to use all my strength as rigamortis had set in and prizing it out was a real strenuous job.